Bad holiday travel advice
and the bad pundits who give it
Bad holiday travel advice
and the bad pundits who give it
Courtesy of Christoper Elliot ‘:
NOVEMBER 27, 2012
I’m done with offering the same dry travel advice every year at about this time. Finished!
You’ve seen the tips: book your tickets early, travel on the holiday, spread your legs for the TSA and you’re guaranteed to have a good trip.
But the travel advice you’re likely to read around the holidays is growing mold, and not once in all of my years of offering it to my good readers has anyone written to say “thank you for recycling.”
You deserve better.
Oh, you want the truth? The whole, ridiculous, preposterous truth?
Well, OK.
There’s no “best” time to buy a plane ticket for the holidays, no “best” time to fly. : It’s the holidays, silly! Airlines are trying to get the most money from you because everyone knows you want to fly home. And that whole bit about flying on the actual holiday? Stupid! They’re still gonna getcha, and as a bonus, you get to miss Christmas.
You can get to the airport early and still miss your flight : It can happen for any number of perfectly valid reasons, mostly, though, because employees want a little time off around the holidays, and it’s not that unusual for the good folks working the ticket counter to be shortstaffed, overwhelmed, and for long, long, long lines to form. So go on, get there at 3 a.m. No guarantees.
Be nice to the TSA agents, ticket agents and attendants, and they won’t necessarily be nice back to you : After all, it’s the happiest time of the year? Oh, nonsense. That might work during the summer, when everyone’s happy, but this is the darkest time of the year.Everyone’s crabby, and if they aren’t, they’re probably drunk. What’s more, they’re likelier to hate you if you put on that saccharine smile, because they’ll envy you for being so upbeat. Keep your head down, be cordial, but for cryin’ out loud, don’t wear your Santa hat to the airport.
(Let me add that I am not saying any friendly TSA agent you encounter is inebriated. We should all be so lucky. I am saying that your friendliness will not necessarily be reciprocated at this time of year. That should not stop you from being polite, of course.)
Travel industry soothsaying advise – schedule flights on Christmas & New Year : In coming days and weeks, you’ll hear the travel industry’s soothsayers telling you the exact opposite of this. They’ll tell you to schedule your flight on Christmas and New Year’s, forcing you to miss precious family time. They’ll insist that there’s a best time of the day or week to buy a ticket, but they really ought to know better. They know that the sophisticated algorithms used by computer reservations systems can’t be foiled so easily, they can’t say for sure if there’s a cheaper ticket out there, because they don’t know — can’t know. They’ll tell you to be nice, to comply.
But they’re wrong.
Are travel “advice” stories improving holiday travel? Let us know.
- Yes, many are.
- No, I don’t pay any attention to them.
Courtesy of Chistopher Elliott – check out www.elliott.org
Courtesy of Christoper Elliot ‘:
NOVEMBER 27, 2012
I’m done with offering the same dry travel advice every year at about this time. Finished!
You’ve seen the tips: book your tickets early, travel on the holiday, spread your legs for the TSA and you’re guaranteed to have a good trip.
But the travel advice you’re likely to read around the holidays is growing mold, and not once in all of my years of offering it to my good readers has anyone written to say “thank you for recycling.”
You deserve better.
Oh, you want the truth? The whole, ridiculous, preposterous truth?
Well, OK.
There’s no “best” time to buy a plane ticket for the holidays, no “best” time to fly. : It’s the holidays, silly! Airlines are trying to get the most money from you because everyone knows you want to fly home. And that whole bit about flying on the actual holiday? Stupid! They’re still gonna getcha, and as a bonus, you get to miss Christmas.
You can get to the airport early and still miss your flight : It can happen for any number of perfectly valid reasons, mostly, though, because employees want a little time off around the holidays, and it’s not that unusual for the good folks working the ticket counter to be shortstaffed, overwhelmed, and for long, long, long lines to form. So go on, get there at 3 a.m. No guarantees.
Be nice to the TSA agents, ticket agents and attendants, and they won’t necessarily be nice back to you : After all, it’s the happiest time of the year? Oh, nonsense. That might work during the summer, when everyone’s happy, but this is the darkest time of the year.Everyone’s crabby, and if they aren’t, they’re probably drunk. What’s more, they’re likelier to hate you if you put on that saccharine smile, because they’ll envy you for being so upbeat. Keep your head down, be cordial, but for cryin’ out loud, don’t wear your Santa hat to the airport.
(Let me add that I am not saying any friendly TSA agent you encounter is inebriated. We should all be so lucky. I am saying that your friendliness will not necessarily be reciprocated at this time of year. That should not stop you from being polite, of course.)
Travel industry soothsaying advise – schedule flights on Christmas & New Year : In coming days and weeks, you’ll hear the travel industry’s soothsayers telling you the exact opposite of this. They’ll tell you to schedule your flight on Christmas and New Year’s, forcing you to miss precious family time. They’ll insist that there’s a best time of the day or week to buy a ticket, but they really ought to know better. They know that the sophisticated algorithms used by computer reservations systems can’t be foiled so easily, they can’t say for sure if there’s a cheaper ticket out there, because they don’t know — can’t know. They’ll tell you to be nice, to comply.
But they’re wrong.
Are travel “advice” stories improving holiday travel? Let us know.
- Yes, many are.
- No, I don’t pay any attention to them.
Courtesy of Chistopher Elliott – check out www.elliott.org
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